secret secrets

secret laugh words
axllow
ghaleon
hotelbowser
kingandzelda
lori
mosslady
ootganondorf
oswald
peter
re4merchant
scout
solaire
tidus
toaster
undeadmerchant
whopper

secret noise words
akigood - "aki is very good!"
akinotgood - "aki is NOT very good!"
JAAACQUE - sky exasperatedly shouts my name
JAAAACQUE - aki exasperatedly shouts my name
rouge1 - "all the world's gems are MINE to keep!"
rouge2 - "aaaaaaaaaAaaAAAaaaa!"
rouge3 - "what in the world?"
rouge4 - "desperation."
rouge5 - "do you REALLY think it will be THAT easy?!"
thatsgood - lori bakker says "wow, that's good"
thatsnasty - jim bakker says "THAT'S NASTY" amid a loud wario fart
thedud - "you got the dud!"
tikal1 - "it's TERRIBLE!"
tikal2 - "don't just aim for the legs, aim for the cockpit!"
tikal3 - "the water has been contaminated"
tikal4 - "aim for the frog and cast your line!"
tikal5 - "watch out! he's up to something!"
womp - "womp"

long live everyone who helped

besides my most precious subscribers, the following people make my stream possible.every artist who ever lent me their music to show off on-streambrossentia - developer of the lua plugin that makes The Game Scrumbler work!burdrehnar - futonmania "FLoaf" emotefutonmania - most emotes, Jacque PNGtuber, Futonmania PNGtuber, phone UI model, every dumb spur-of-the-moment idea i've ever hadhyenablood - the friday feast's enlightened layout and logopiroarat - "Nazo" emotewolfsatyr - Background and Prop art for the NEPETALACTUNES!!! set, headpats redeem art, savie the saver redeem art, "Aki Time" redeem art, soooo much inspiring fanart, undying support

retrocheevo bounties

i'm aiming for the retroachievements leaderboards. while i claw my way to the top, i figure i might as well take on some special challenges. for a $20 donation, i'll spend at least 30 minutes hunting down any retroachievement of your choice. no matter the genre, difficulty, or obscurity. you could set my sights on a challenge from your favorite game, or maybe sic me after a bounty from one of the worst games of all time. it could be something super easy, something super difficult, or it could just be a way to get me to play something for half an hour. whatever your mark, i'm ready to hunt for you.Step 1: [pick your bounty here], and consider [checking my page for achievements i already have], as well as the [current bounty queue].
Step 2: [send your tip here], [or here], or [use 2000 bits on twitch]. include a link to your bounty. [ko-fi members] get a free monthly bounty request, as thanks for their continued support.the 30 minute timer starts when i begin playing, from whatever save file i have in the game. if you're sending me after something at the end of a game i've never played before, it's probably gonna take multiple bounties. treat that more like "i'm spending $20 to see my streamer play this for 30 minutes." :3if i fail to hit the mark in 30 minutes, it counts as a FAILURE. what does that mean exactly? it is yet to be seen........

the game scrumbler

the game scrumbler is a retro randomizer that puts chat in charge of what i'm playing! Stick a few coins into it, and the game on screen instantly changes to another random game from it's current collection of titles!the scrumbler's cost is currently $3, a tier 1 sub, or 300 bits but it might be less during special events like charity fundraisers. each scrumbler stream gives every viewer a free token to give it a try!
the current list of scrumbler games [can be found here].
there will soon be a system made available for viewers to add new games to the list! :3

the friday feast

the friday feast is an indie music exhibition event in the form of a pirate radio show! on the first friday of every month, i play anything and everything sent in by indie musicians, regardless of genre, follower count, quality, pedigree, length or any other conceivable metric. indie labels are included, the goal is to help viewers find new music to love, and artists to find new fans! the focus is on new and upcoming works, so i'm especially interested in pre-release sneak peeks, fresh releases, and demos for upcoming work!i also invite those with music-related projects, artist resources or organizations to reach out for free promotion. send me an e-mail at [email protected]. i'm always happy to do a free ad read!the next friday feast is on August 7th @ 11AM PDT / 2 PM EDT.
you can submit your work [here]!
the submission deadline is loosey goosey, if the form is open feel free to submit work! remember that earlier is always better, but i will always try to fit in as many late submissions as i can. :3